bum fuck
Posted Nov 13, 2014 by anonymous | 478 views | 4 comments
this was about a month ago... my wife went w her mom down to hershey w the kids for the weekend and I was horny as fuck for some gay shit... after trolling craigslist w no luck I just gave up and drank some beer... i drove to the beer distributer (yes I was buzzed and no I don't encourage drinking and driving) but on the way home I seen this dude sitting outside the gas station panhandling. being buzzed I just came right out and said "Yo, you suck dick"? he said no but I offered a place to stay for the weekend and alcohol and what not! needless to say I fucked him and came in his mouth, ass, hair, face, ypu name it... not sure why but that shit made me rock hard knowing that I had power over him.... next time my wife goes away I'm gonna try it again... this time I'll go hunting for bums that are actually good looking lol
Commented Nov 14, 2014 by anonymous
Got that right!
Commented Nov 14, 2014 by anonymous
Yea that still some funny shit bro and yea my mom is such a dumpster juice whore
Commented Nov 14, 2014 by anonymous
I just read your comment and I'm gonna say "your mother wants it"
Commented Nov 13, 2014 by anonymous
I rob bums iam all like what do ya got bum there all nothin I am like well give it here then I be like give me dim shoes o da just six pair of socks give me now da feets be all cold and shit yea cuz I am about that bum robbin life and also a guy will be on here in a minute to tell you your mother wants it and that will be some funny shit