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Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 208 views | 0 comments
>A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. >The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?' The farmer said, 'I want to get one >of those dayvorces.' The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The >farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres.' The lawyer said, 'No, you don't >understand. Do you have a suit?' The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I >wears it to church on Sundays.' The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you >have a case?' The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John >Deere.' The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?' The farmer >said, 'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere.' The >lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?' The farmer said, >'No, we both get up at 4:30.' The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?' >The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a >nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
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