Boyfriend and I being stupid, first time anal...almost
Posted Dec 4, 2014 by anonymous | 288 views | 7 comments
So my boyfriend and I were in my dorm and talking about things we haven't tried during sex. Anal was on the list so we really wanted to have a go at it, the only problem was that we weren't prepared let alone there was the fact that we had run out of condoms the night before (we tore through a whole box). So the both of us agreed that maybe we could just go for it without the condom (he really wanted to do it without one anyway), well we tried and since we had no lube we used lotion. He only just made it barely past the head and I already felt like I was being ripped open and so I suggested that he prepare me with anal fingering first. He had a slight problem with that, he was all, "i eat with my hands!". He wouldn't finger me without gloves. We had none. So for whatever stupid idea that came to my head, I got a plastic zip lock bag and flipped it inside out and coated it with a mix of water and lotion. He fingered me through the bag and it wasn't all bad. I told him that maybe we should not do it until we have proper lube and have done a little bit of studying. I had been laying on my back and when I turned around I saw him pulling the plastic bag over his cock. "What the fuck are you doing?" I asked with a laugh. "Look! We can use one corner for your ass and the other for your vagina!!!!" He said with a really stupid grin. I shook my head. REALLY? Who trusts a plastic bag to prevent pregnancy? Not to mention other things. "No waaay. I'm not risking E coli in my vag by using a single bag. nope." We ended up joking about the whole thing, saying that i was a cow for a day (if you have ever had to check a cow for pregnancy then you know what i mean. very dirty work.) we joked so much he went soft. good times. good laughs.
Commented Dec 6, 2014 by anonymous
The bag must be flipped inside out so that the seam doesn't irritate or cut the intestinal walls. is this website full of nothing but horny men and women??? I am with this guy for reasons you will not come to understand. If I left him just because he was uncomfortable with something then what kind of person would I be? A selfish bitch who only cared about their own sexual pleasure. A real man is honest. If he was honest with me then he is real enough for me. Honestly, the world today. Not a pretty sight. Take care.
Commented Dec 5, 2014 by anonymous
He wouldn't touch your asshole? What a loser. Not only don't feel sorry for the bad experience, but I feel bad that you're still with his dumb ass. The seam on the plastic bag would have cut your intestines and probably given you an infection. Get yourself a real man. One who isn't scared of your body parts.
Commented Dec 5, 2014 by anonymous
Not all stories were meant to be erotic. This one was just in memory of a good laugh.
Commented Dec 5, 2014 by anonymous
Hey hey calm down. I love my BF just fine. I don't mind if we didn't get the chance to. It could always wait another day. The point is that we just had a good time, sex or not.
Commented Dec 4, 2014 by anonymous
What a fucking asshole you have for a BF. If it was me, I would have rushed out to the store and gotten the lube so I could have given your ass a proper fucking. Get rid of that moron.
Commented Dec 4, 2014 by anonymous
Funny been ther done That
Commented Dec 4, 2014 by anonymous
fucking lame... no boner