The following is an email I sent out after innocently obtaining my (former) boyfriend's password to his email account. It was sent out BCC to all of his contacts, from his own account, as soon as I realised I was one of at least 10 or so women he had been seeing, and then promptly removed the sent email so He had no idea who actually received the message, and then finally I deleted his contacts list. Enjoy !!! I did ;o) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Good morning everyone (or should i say Gorgeous - it rolls off the tongue so easily, and this way i don't really have to remember your names). Hi Jxxx (a close mate of his), decided I would include you so you can let me know when this arrives. A chirpy email to enlighten you all to a few (many) of my indiscretions. My girlfriend of the past year (yeah can you believe it a whole darn year and the stupid bitch didn't even cotton on to it 'til recently!) Yay me, I can really play the game well. As i was saying, my girlfriend, who i recently told was originally just going to be a one night stand - great for the ego, but hell there was opportunity to blab!!! - found out today that I have been emailing, phoning, text messaging and visiting several of you simultaneously. For the purpose of this execise and your own privacy, I have bcc everyone's email addresses, removing probably all the work contact, our parents and most other family members.... you have my permission (and hers) feel free to contact her directly (email address up top)if you wish, heck why not just fwd to all your friends, collegues and family - pure entertainment value contained within. Her number is 0404 xxx xxx , Also she has some beautiful text messages that I composed, and I know how much easier it would be if i didn't have to re-write, but you could find they give you that wonderful warm fuzzy feeling inside. By the way, her name is Txxxx and, well, she is a little (did i say little, i meant a F*%$ING LOT) PISSED right now. And believe me when I say, she just obtained status of THE ULTIMATE UNFORGIVEN MEGA BITCH for attaining the lowest possible thing you could do to another person. - next to 'fucking around' behind her back of course. Guess I can still win for being the Lowest of the Low... no competition really. She has met some of my family; i took her out on Saturday night because (though unbeknown to her) she wasn't my first choice, but i got a knockback and in her usual ever reliable form, was available, and come now people, you always have to have a good back up plan. The ultimate bit though, is on a number of occasions for the past 5 months i have proposed to her and asked her to have my children... In hindsight I can see why she has had her reservations to comment or commit. My social calendar just cleaned up from 20% spare time to 100% - Don't suppose I will need to cook her a meal as planned. Is anyone else available for dinner tonight????? Jxxxx p.s. the humiliation of sending this round is probably only 1/1,000,000th of what she is experiencing right now!