Bitch had it coming
Posted Aug 27, 2011 by anonymous | 588 views | 5 comments
My wife's grandma who has been living w/us forabout 6 months now, has been driving up a goddamn wall w/her constant nagging,insulting me, & worst of all... Turning my own fricken kids against me! So yesterday I was cooking dinner & it was a nice sunny day, so I thought I'd BBQ, and while I'm standing there cooking, here comes grandma! She tells me my cooking looks and smells like gorilla shit. That one didn't bother me so much, but while we were eating by the bon fire in our yard she said; " You're Goddamned cooking is heinous, I hope you fall down later and become a fucking cripple!' So I walked away and as I was standing on my deck where the BBQ is, I over here the bitch saying I deserved to be in jail, and that I'm a horrible father/Husband.... SO, what I did was so damn liberating, but bad, but fuck it I don't give two shits. I picked up the BBQ & "spilled' Hot coals & ashes all over the crusty old hag! She is currently in the hospital w/ minor burns. I hope she never comes back! Or better yet Dies. That's right I said it... I'll probably end up in Hell along side her but was it worth it? OH. Hell. YEAH!
Commented Nov 8, 2011 by kitty0236
WHOOOP!!! You Go Dude!!
Commented Sep 25, 2011 by anonymous
you let her live there right? i assume it's for a check. so maybe you are lazy and a bad dad/husband...you are obviously living off the poor woman, or you would have set her up in her one bedroom apartment instead of putting up with her mouth(WHICH IM SURE A 'GREAT GUY' LIKE YOU DON'T DISERVE) whatever man...if you really did what you say you did. I HOPE YOU GET FOUNF OUT AND FRY
Commented Sep 16, 2011 by anonymous
HAHAHA Ohhhh I just love reading stories about people who get whats coming to them, especially when theres physically harm like this. You watch, she wont be ddisrespectful to you from now on, people learn their lesson quick, and there are just some people that need to be punished severely like this. My sister used to give me a lot of shit, one morning I beat her unconcious. From that point on she's never said a word : ]
Commented Aug 30, 2011 by anonymous
Next time you have a BBQ, you should invite my wife . I will be sure she does not take her meds so she will be very degrading and mean.
Commented Aug 28, 2011 by anonymous
Well you know what they say. Grandma knows best. You probably can't fucking cook anyway, useless at washing up and cleaning, have a small weiner and fucking kids hate you anyway. Next time you have a BBQ. Go incinerate yourself you prized prick !!!