Beans
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 136 views | 0 comments
I've been eating beans every morning, noon and night for three weeks. My girlfiend is complaining that the bedroom permanently stinks of farts. She told me to stop eating beans or she will leave me. Little does she know, I'm eating beans, beans and more beans so she will leave. Beans, beans are good for the heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel and now it's time for another meal.
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