BABY ON BOARD
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 159 views | 0 comments
Do you wonder how you are supposed to behave in your car when you find yourself following a vehicle that displays a BABY ON BOARD sticker? In slow-moving traffic I sometimes have the time to consider: Should I make a special effort not to drive into the car in front? Like, as if maybe I would just ram that car if there was no BABY ON BOARD! Or, am I expected to reduce the rev.s as I pull on to a roundabout in case any extra noise wakes the BABY ON BOARD? Perhaps I should have a supply of glove-puppets should the BABY ON BOARD suddenly look out of their window and need entertaining. Maybe I ought to consider colour therapy and trade in my red car for one that is of a delicate pastel colour which may aid the composure of the BABY ON BOARD. Or do I start to believe that the other driver is trying to tell me that their own driving may be erratic should the BABY ON BOARD become hungry and begin to scream uncontrollably? The strategy that I currently favour is acquiring a car sticker which states YOUR BABY IS NOT SPECIAL - I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE!
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