Asians Upstairs
Posted Dec 23, 2013 by anonymous | 505 views | 6 comments
So, I'm a Mormon Missionary (hate on that all you want, I don't care) and the apartment I'm currently living at is a pretty nice one surprisingly. Anywho, we live in a city that has a college so there's a bunch of college kids here. And right above us is this chinese couple, students here at the local college. Every now and then at night, as I'm laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I can hear them having sex. And I don't mean just the bed squeaking in a rhythmic pattern, I can hear them moaning and screaming, especially the girl. I'm telling ya, she's got some pipes! But yeah, hearing her moan and scream turns me on so much and I end up jacking off. It feels so good and I cum so much! Every now and then I'll cum and eat it and it just turns me on even more and I get hard again right away. I didn't always used to be a good guy, and I miss having sex with girls, I can't wait to go home and get laid.
Commented Jun 2, 2014 by anonymous
I once lived above a couple that had loud sex occasionally. Those particular downstairs neighbors were not even nice. In fact, they were downright rude jerks. That fact made it all the sweeter when I jacked off while they had sex. It excited me that these horrible, though physically attractive people, would never know how much pleasure they gave to me.
Commented May 31, 2014 by anonymous
Every Mormon i ever met was fucked up sexually.
Commented Mar 1, 2014 by anonymous
go ahead and fuck anyone you want you are going to hell anyways
Commented Jan 2, 2014 by anonymous
Although this is a Troll i'll go along with it because of the Mormon jokes ive been saving up. Masturbating? surely you have several wives to do that for you. I mean why not? you belong to a religion whose township shot the leader while he was being held in prison, and the guy that took over from that could easily have his name pronounced "Bring 'em Young" I wont get started on the inaccuracies of Jesus sailing to America and burying a gold plated bible in a field that only Joseph Smith can read, and then also having written several more amended versions that each of the later leaders can only read.
Commented Dec 24, 2013 by anonymous
Just be yourself. Do whatever want to do.
Commented Dec 23, 2013 by anonymous
You eat your own cum. Okay..... welp whatever makes you happy, I guess.