Jesus was actually an alien from another planet who came here to develop a cult of personality based on nothing more than myths & legends fabricated by his minions to brainwash many generations of ignorant people into doing endless stupid things in his name. He is still laughing at us.

I want to fuck you now hard

dripping.. i need more details about animal fucking

How wet are you, we could help each other out, let's have fun...

i need a dog to play

oh that made me so wet

what does that feel like??? details please?!?!

Roseville

Roseville

I got a dog u can play with. Where u located at?

Will someone let me come over and let their dog fuck me while they watch? I have a beautiful body

Ohh god that was so good, I just finished blowing my nice hot sticky load deep inside my young mare felt so good I love taking her 4 times a day and yes i cum inside her

eat a dick baby

is it enjoyable/ how do you enjoy it/ what the man? I'm a confuse mofo

Sick

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U should hmu or call me I want to hear u moan and scream when ur dog fucks u 928-514-6728

But women are ugly. I'm a real man who likes to have sex with dogs and bears.

You should youtube VIce Columbia - ppl there are banging donkeys lol

Dog fucking is quite nice. They like it too.

you people just need to be banned from earth

Bullshit, take a look at some of the vids on gaybeast.com

Ya'll haven't seen nothin till you've felt ANT peen yo.

Only white people do shit like this lmao

Yeah I agree. I used to thoroughly be put off by Siberian tigers until I banged one. But it was really a short lived romance, we woke up the next morning and the Siberian tiger told me that last night was a mistake. well we live and we learn don't we.

Good God, we're sick perverted degenerate godless animal fuckers here, not kidnappers/rapists. What is wrong with you.

Oh yeah then what? Then what? Butter his ass up and force a horse in him??? Ooohhhhh yeah then we can take turns oh fuck yes

Dog sex is great

Give it a try. I used to be like you too, dog sex, yuck! Then one day, my dog was stiffing my pussy while I was naked on a really hot day and he began to lick it and I cummed. He mounted me and I have never had no many orgasms in my life before, he lasts so much longer than a human so I just keep cumming and cumming and his knot gets stuck inside of me so his hot cum just oozes inside of me! I love it!

How about we tie this fucker up pull his pants down and force him to get hard and bring him to a mare and force his dick into her and see how fast he cums, bet he has no clue about how much hotter and smoother the inside of a mare pussy is , even a dog, so tight and hot , their body temp is hotter than human. Think about that I bet if he tried it he would go back for more and more he would become addicted to the pleasure animal pussy can give

Yo I hear that. I used to have a thing for this Alaskan King Crab who worked at the coffee shop I frequented in my 20's. I finally worked up the courage to ask it out one day and it turned out the Alaskan King Crab actually had a thing for me as well this whole time. It was easily the greatest sex I've ever had in my life.

I'm strictly into crustaceans. Anybody here who's never had Alaskan King Crab pussy before, you're totally missing out.

Yeah I guess so. I mean let's be honest, she's no duck billed platypus or anything, but she is attractive I will say that.

Ah well all the luck to you! But be careful blonds are known to bite your dick off once in a while!

Yeah tell me about it, blondes are the worst. Except I met this blonde one time in North Carolina who turned out to be an African Grey Parrot. She could suck a real mean dick. I'm still friends with her on Facebook til this day.

I'd bang the fuck outta Sandra bullock

It was easy, I just asked the kangaroo if it wanted to come back to my place, order a pizza and watch a Sandra Bullock movie. It's a flawless set-up.

I hate you blonds.

How did you restrain the kangaroo or was it happy to play?

Hell yeah! #NuffSaid #PenguinSafeness #LoveNPeace!

Yeah that sounds like something a prude would say. Listen I've fucked a duck before, and I've royally screwed a kangaroo. I've even gone as far as to gang bang an orangutan, so I suggest you do too.

Yo fuck hashtags that shit needs to be dying down now! It's old for real

You motherfucker need Talos

DAMN ALL YALL NEED MOTHA FUCKIN HELP

#savethe penguins #penguinvirginity

Yeah you clearly need help. It's just a hashtag and you're treating it like spilled milk. Ya know you need to loosen up, I know a koala bear who gives great handjobs, he doesn't charge much either.

Again retard alert retard alert!! Nobody even talked about fuckin a penguin but you! Moron blonnnnnnnd.

But....but raccoons have tings dicks :( lobsters might be good for nipple pinching though

Ya know, all this talk about corn-holing armadillos or whatever makes me miss Steve Irwin. Such a tremendous talent.

Yeah I'm not even fucking blond but I can agree! Least we don't fuck penguins!

HA WE NEED HELP?!? Me and this stupid blond need no more help then you people need to get laid by a freaking human!

What the fuck is wrong with you? A dog? You're sick, you need help. Why can't you fuck lobsters or raccoons like normal people. God, some fuckin people make me sick.

Wow that actually cracked me up! I love stupid blonds! They are fucking hilarious! And sorry I don't fuck my mom I fuck yours you whore

Then why you fucking your mommy? Huh baby?

We can all agree your naaaaaasssstyyyyyyyy biatch! Are all girls dumb?

Hey could you two please quiet down about hashtags? We're tryin to hold a conversation about fucking animals, I mean what is wrong with you, huh? You clearly need help.

Aw hell I didn't mean to press "post" ...anyways the tip of his dick hitting my core* made me wet and horny thinking about it. Thank you, gonna call him to bed now.

Oh.... What?...... Your asking to fuck.. Me? Sorry babe I don't fuck idiots.

My dog loves to fuck me, his nails cut through my skin as he climbs on my back to ram my pussy. I feel pain when we fuck he feels only pleasure, so...why should I stop? And a lot of animals fuck different breeds of animals. Hell dolphins rape. We are all animals, dumbass, just we are more civilized. Let a big pit mount ya, I bet you will never know that pleasure again. Thick cock that doesn't stop, the knot is too big to enter but oh he tries and the pain delicious stretching to try and fit it while the tip of his dick is hitting me core

I hear anteaters actually make pretty decent wives. I wish I had known that before I married a pygmy marmoset. It's a shame really, there used to be so much passion in our lives when we were young. Having children I think ruined that. But we both love them so and we wouldn't have it any other way.

Fuck you

Wow you truly are a dumb bitch lmfao! Everybody check this dumb whore out!

Asshole not all blinds are dumb. I'm not dumb. And what's wrong with hashtags?

I take it your the dumb blond who hash tagged in raw freaking confessions?

Not entirely true. My wife of 23 years is an anteater and our sex life is very healthy. She's very generous in bed, mind you, but only once we were married. when I met her in high school she was way more shy.

Besides the shotgun part the dude is pretty straight on. Animals shouldn't be messed around with by humans. It's gross. Not when you have this hawt ass bitch in the room yo :)

I banged an anteater at a frat party back when I went to the University of Phoenix. The only thing I'll tell you man is that it was overrated. Pretty reserved in the sack.

Mr Perfect always settles an argument with his shotgun because he has no brains .

Did you just hashtag? Really -_-

Word dude that's hype. My biggest fantasy is to nail an anteater. I had the opportunity once but after I left the bar it totally shafted me and gave me a fake number. Totally beat yo.

Yeah we realize you people are gross no need to say more #NaastyForReal

That's nothin, I one time double teamed two snowy egrets and bailed the morning after before shit got real, know what I'm sayin yo?

Nah never but I definitely fucked a pangolin before while vacationing in the Amazon. She was kinda playin hard to get the whole time but I'm pretty smooth with the pick up lines.

If my boyfriend ever tried to have our dog fuck me I'd fucking chop his cock off. For real peeps are messed up.

A man and a woman with an occasional strap on bitch

Anybody here ever fuck a Galapagos tortoise? I hear that pussy is HOT!!! I'm real into that shit.

Your gross. Glad somebody finally said something to you gross people. Shotgun thing was kinda far but still it's seriously repulsive.

Everyone has something in their head others would find totally disgusting. What's yours, Perfect Person of the World?

Yeah I agree that animal fucking shit is fucked up beyond belief. But I won't bullshit you, put me in a room with a toucan and hey, I'm gettin laid.

Get the fuck outta here you can kill crazy. And that's what I'd do to all of them. I hope you have a terrible day and peace not be with you ya fucking freak

Wow ok then. Why is everybody so hostile? I'm Christian for your info and why should they die? I'm sure your no better. Everybody sins. They should repent not get shot with your shotgun. Your gonna murder and that's also wrong sir. Now sleeping with animals is ultimately the worst sin but murder is no better. I sin but I repent. You people should all be ashamed this guy isn't even religious and you guys assume he's a dirty rotten bible preaching "your all going to hell" kinda guy. Not all religious people are like that you know. And shotgun guy your no better than these people. Murder and beastiality are wrong so all of you should think twice about what your doing. I like to come on here and read what everyone does these days and this one was in serious need of some "schooling" if you will. As much as everyone hates religion now, it could help a lot of you out. Have a lovely day and peace hopefully be with you.

You are just as weird for coming to this site to read this shit. The shot gun :threat"? Please, you are just as crazy as the rest of us here. Why don't you share your weirdness and confess something? Stop being the high and mighty judge of good and evil.

Oh fuck you you Jehovah's Witness twat weirdo they should die.

No they shouldn't die. Your wrong with that. They should just quit doing it because it is wrong. Bottom line it's wrong. But killing these people is also wrong.

Go to church and masturbate thinking of all the wonderful things you have read here.

I'm not even fucking religious you retards! It's just gross! What the fuck is wrong with you people? Yeah I'll show you the way. The way to the front of my fucking shotgun you sick fuckin weirdos

Burn and Torture us. That is what JESUS would do. What a loving god instead of showing us "the way".

This is coming from somebody who's probably never had the pleasure of consensual intercourse with an ostrich. You haven't lived until you've fucked an ostrich, I mean am I right or what?

You have it ass backwards. They lick and fuck us, not the other way around. Go fuck your bible. What's a good bible person like you doing at this site anyway?