aint it the truth
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 145 views | 0 comments
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.' 'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.' Wow!!!! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed. 'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f $%^#@& blanket.' After a moment of silence.... he farted.
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