accidently pissed
Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 127 views | 0 comments
After a long night of drinking with the boys, needing to piss incredibly bad, I hurridly made my way to the front door of the house. The porch light was off (the wife was obviously pissed) and I could not find my keys. As the piss pressure builds, I frantically search for my keys. I finally locate them, but in my druken stupor, I cannot figure out which one opens the door. My bladder cannot hold any longer. A small amount of piss escapes.....I continue to try to find the door key, but fail. At this point I can no longer hold back the flood. I piss all over myself. The relief is great. I piss so much that it runs down my leg and fill my shoes. I finally get the door open, go in and strip. I throw the clothes into the hamper and crawl into bed next to the wife without showering. She never knew.
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