A Lego stuck in my vagina?!?!??!???
Posted Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous | 1220 views | 16 comments
Soooo my boyfriend thought it would be funny after he fucked me to shove a Lego up my cunt where you put your dick. Do I get small salad tongs to fish em out?? The hell!! Sitting will suck lol! I have a race to run in 3 days too :/ Not exactly the best conditions to practice running today. Btw he held me down and stuck it in there. I really tried to prevent him from doing so, but too late now. Yes I'm dumb I know, but I'd appreciate anything helpful. Thanks!
Commented Aug 5, 2014 by anonymous
eqbkC5 Thanks again for the post.Much thanks again. Awesome.
Commented Jun 16, 2013 by anonymous
I didn't take it as a joke. He's just an ass sometimes and thinks he can act like "Johnny Knoxville" around me and get away with weird shit. Anyway, I was able to run the race, but I wasn't able to finish the last round. Oh well.
Commented Jun 16, 2013 by anonymous
ikr?? My boyfriend is such an idiot lol!
Commented Jun 14, 2013 by anonymous
why dont you.shove some legos up his ass and see if he takes it as a joke like you do
Commented Jun 14, 2013 by anonymous
idiot
Commented Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous
Yup! Thanks! I already did. I just need to rest now :)
Commented Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous
He was drunk, but I forgive him :) Makeup sex is always good!
Commented Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous
He tried that, but I ended up just going to the hospital to get it taken out lol.
Commented Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous
lol my bf loves Legos soooo in a way you can say I was raped by the Lego Man lol! Except he's my bf so....not raped. Anyway sex was great minus the Lego lol!
Commented Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa U got leago raped. was it a lego man? that would be fucking funny. raped by a lego man!
Commented Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous
ask him to eat you out so he can remove it with his tounge
Commented Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous
You must stop your boyfriend to do that forcefully.
Commented Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous
You should probably go to a doctor to get it removed.
Commented Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous
lmfaoooo
Commented Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous
lol!!! You're one crazy SOB! I'll never use a fish, let alone a piranha! Those mother fuckers eat flesh lol! I'd die!
Commented Jun 13, 2013 by anonymous
You can try putting a live fish into your pussy. There are chances the fish in order to breath will open its mouth wide. The fish most probably will swallow the lego and all the cum from your last nite gang bang. Piranha is the best choice but make its mouth is bigger than the lego brick or else it wont work.