5 threesomes wasted
Posted Sep 10, 2014 by anonymous | 399 views | 6 comments
I'm 27 and I've had 5 definate opportunities for threesomes. Two of them were with my 11 year-long highschool crush. One of those two was with my close lesbian friend placing my hand on her boob to get things started. The other was after my crush was married. She and her Husband were looking to get their freak on with me. Another opportunity was with my cousin and her black girl hookup. I have always wanted to fuck a black girl. BUT I SUCK!! I passed on every opportunity because I convince myself that I'm just an asshole and surely they are offering a pity-fuck. I mean, with the latter opportunity, my cousin bursts into my room while I'm (over)sleeping and says she needs a third player for their drinking game. I didn't have to work for days... But I chose to keep sleeping instead of fucking a black girl (bucketlist) as well as my cousin (nothing new...) Anyway, besides my cousin's ex-gf fucking me one night, I have very simple sexual exploit highlights. Sure, my cousin jumping my bones one night and every night after that for more than a year could be considered a highlight. Or fucking my friend's wife in their bed while he was asleep next to us... Sure, quite a tale... but I wish I could say I had a wild threesome with my crush from 2001 to 2012 and my horny lesbo bestie, but instead I cock-blocked both of them, and myself. I suck.
Commented Nov 14, 2014 by anonymous
Just jump back on the saddle beat the pink off your cousins pussy get her to invite her friend back over eat your cousins pussy while she eats her friends have your cousin suck you off while her friend eats her pussy thenfuck her friend have your cousin clean you both up rest wake up start fingering your cousin shove it on her to wake up her friend pop your cock out of your cousin. Put it in her outh then fuck her friends pussy raw and get outta the slump you're in.
Commented Sep 10, 2014 by anonymous
You fucking moronic jackass, why didn't you fuck her? I hope you never get any pussy ever again, you fucking loser.
Commented Sep 10, 2014 by anonymous
you went to high school for 11 years? you must be pretty stupid
Commented Sep 10, 2014 by anonymous
No.
Commented Sep 10, 2014 by anonymous
We all miss opportunities.
Commented Sep 10, 2014 by anonymous
Oh do fuck off you time wasting asshole