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Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 163 views | 0 comments
A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The Jamaican said to them, > >'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey >make you wild at sex.' > >Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what >the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being >the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, > >'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?' > >The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' > >So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, >and tried them on. > >As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his >eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! > >In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him >violently over a table,yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, >and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. > >The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet!
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