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Posted Mar 2, 2011 by anonymous | 123 views | 0 comments
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked 'How many?' The man replied, 'Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.' The pharmacist said, 'That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy. The old fellow said, 'Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new golf shoes.'
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